No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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