okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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