Don't you send me to vm
I cannot find my penis.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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