D3 body, D1 cock
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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