I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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