it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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