i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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