therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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