Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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