Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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