Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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