a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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