Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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