I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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