so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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