So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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