its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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