I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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