I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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