dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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