Well apparently he's into motor boating.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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