Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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