Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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