try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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