Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
its liver damage thursday
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
