just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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