Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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