Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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