mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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