he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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