We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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