shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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