Dual....:-)
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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