how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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