We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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