Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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