Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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