I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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