Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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