Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He shit in the fireplace
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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