it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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