Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
