playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
