I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
