The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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