Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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