Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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