Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
