I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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