If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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